Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Christmas Beers 2010

...And so it is Christmas. The wonderful time of family, friends, food and giving. Also it may be time to reflect upon the origin of Christmas and the legend of Melchior, Casper and Balthasar ("The Three Wise Men"). Upon meeting the new king of the Jews, this trio of alleged insightful males offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh...

...Now, if at least one of these three men were readers of Beer Reflections, they may have actually deserved the outlandish title of "wise". Thus giving the gifts offered, a bit more substance.
Gold; these days, has hardly the value it would have had two millennia ago.
Frankincense Oil; is a dated and unpopular perfume.
Myrrh resin; is multi purpose but can be replaced by cheaper and less ridiculous ingredients in any circumstance.

"What would Beer Reflections suggest then?" we hear you ask in a nasal and querulous manner.

Simple.
A Golden Ale, Franziskaner, and last but not least, Murphy's Irish Stout.

Poured into a real Belgian goblet-style glass, this pale golden ale, with slight cloudiness, pumps up a hefty white head that stands tall above the rim of the glass like a meringue.
Beautifully sweet malt aromas suggest that this won't a be your every day, run of the mill golden ale.
Taste this cracker of a beer to realise it ain't no run of the mill golden ale. It's initial sweet and delicate tastes go through a white water rapid ride of transformations ending up at the refined bitter aftertaste. The high alcohol content is hidden wonderfully by such complex distractions.
French style soft cheeses like Brie and Camembert sit in the passenger seat with this fantastic Belgian brew.

This Belgian strong golden ale is a gentleman and a devil. To experience it, it is handsome, polite and thoroughly satisfying. But, forget to notice the amount of standard drinks in a bottle of one of these babies and you'll be sent to bed sooner than planned. Truly great beers like Duvel, will always be seen as the original. The beer that everything is compared to.

330ml Bottles (or 750ml corked bottles and bigger!)
8.5% Alc/Vol
Aud$7-10 Approx

Gently guided into a tall chilled glass, this German wheat beer appears an opaque orange-gold with a big creamy head that holds itself up for the entirety of the consumption period.
The smell is a gentle sweet fruit wave with hints of ripe banana. Wheat beers often smell like this due to the fermenting temperature of around 22`C. A cooler temperature of around 17`C would have produced notes of cloves which this beer does not possess.
The velvety feel of this beer in the mouth is matched well with the slight sweetness. It is a great refreshing warm weather option that hopefully will make you forget about boring tasteless Corona-like beers that are affiliated with summer.

Franziskaner Weissbier (like every German wheat beer) goes great with a big freshly baked pretzel or pizza. But for something different try; crab, oysters or any basic seafood dish. Either way, you have to be outside in the sun with your massive glass of Franziskaner Weissbier.

500ml Bottles (and rarely 5L Kegs)
5% Alc/Vol
Aud$5 Approx.

Poured into a large and fat chilled pint glass, this Irish stout looks almost pitch black with a blonde to light brown and very dense head that will not disappear no matter how long you sit admiring this perfect looking beer.
A beautiful scent of caramel, toast and browned malt somehow passes through the chunky head.
This very dry stout is bitter with chocolate notes as well as being very smooth. Roasted malt is also quite present and surprisingly long lasting.
O.K. So I know you want to know what it is like compared to Guinness. It is a lot more bitter compared to Guinness. Murphy's has also has a lot more burnt-style tastes. Guinness is really a more widely appreciated beer with Murphy's being a more acquired taste.

The only place to properly appreciate Murphy's Irish Stout is in any old traditional pub with a great pub lunch menu. Order lots of gravy with whatever meal you have have chosen and make sure you are with some really good close friends so you don't have to feel awkward about getting drunk at lunch. Just eat up, drink up, and talk crap for hours.

4 x 500ml Cans
4%Alc/Vol
Aud$17 Approx.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Hammer 'n' Tongs Draught

Twist a cap off this Australian (Boags) beer and pour it into a glass too find a very clear, almost dark-gold body with quite a good looking white, thick and creamy head. After a minute or so, the carbonation quickly fades.
Stick your nose in the glass and you won't really pick up anything except maybe a slight wet-cardboard aroma.
Taking a large gulp of this beer produces remnants of warm dam water, not to mention zero bitterness with a lackluster and flabby malt aftertaste.

To be drinking this beer you must be suffering from extreme poverty, as it is probably the most affordable product on the market. Even the severely punished tongue of an alcoholic Vietnam war veteran would reject this poor attempt at "beer". It comes to no surprise that Boags do not defame themselves by putting their name on a bottle of Hammer 'n' Tongs. There is no culinary 'significant other' to this beverage. So the only thing left to match this beer with would be a completely different beer; partly to erase any memory of this terrible time in your life but mainly to restore your faith in the world. There is no reason why anyone should be subjected to this bottled form of bedevilment.

6 x 375ml Bottles
4.0% Alc/Vol
AUD$10 (from liqourland only)

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

BrewDog: 77 Lager


This deep gold coloured pilsner (pilsner is a style of lager) flows into a glass with good carbonation creating a solid and proper head.
The scent this beer creates is simply a beautiful showcase of the wonderfully fresh and premium ingredients which include pale malt, caramalt, munich malt and whole leaf hops. Upon watching and smelling this beer, you already know this is no ordinary lager.
The enigmatic taste, unexpectedly steals your attention like the presence of a thick Scottish accent in an outback pub in the Northern Territory of Australia. Again, the highly scrutinised ingredients boast a brilliant, bold malt and bitterness that finishes off this very smart brew.

"Think of everything you know about lagers. Then forget it all instantly." - Excerpt from brewdog website.

Being a brew from the cold northern lands that is Scotland, this weeks Beer Reflection probably should be suggesting traditional Scottish cuisine such as haggis, neeps and tatties... But, this week the theme of tradition is being exchanged with eccentric (maybe due to the influence from the team at brewdog). Thai Green Curry is a perfect match for this large beer. The Fresh load of ingredients within this pilsner compliment the 'bang' of a green curry.
I cannot begin to even express how much this beer will change your perspective on the way a pilsner, or lager for that matter, should taste.

4 x 330ml Bottles
4.9% Alc/Vol
AUD$14 (approx)